It’s amazing how queer this world can get when sleep can’t be found. I had the hiccups until 4:30 in the morning. I’ve never had hiccups for more than an hour, so to have them haunt me for five plus hours was miserable. I am determined to find a cure for this annoyance. 

Once I have taken over the world and left in my wake awesomeness, I will stand atop the dying corpse of hiccups, my boot on its throat, and show no mercy. 

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